Why exactly is this noteworthy? From the article:

Guffey told authorities he parked his truck with nearly $3,000 inside it in Flag Pond, took a walk and came back to find it full of moonshine.

He said he has been buying whiskey like that in eastern Tennessee and western North Carolina for a decade.

Honesty FTW.

/cue applause

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1. Do you think humans are basically good, with a few bad tendencies? Or basically bad, with a few good tendencies?
2. How would you classify your political philosophy: liberal, conservative, or libertarian?

The near-realtime results are after the jump. Enjoy ;)

I test drove it with pictures from Nichole’s recent birthday party — the results were interesting. As icing, once you’ve gone through the process and gotten your “celebrity” lookalikes, the site will build you a slick-daddy way to embed the results in your blog/myspace/friendster page. I give it a 7/10 for coolness, with -1 for the required signup. Our results are below the fold :)

Other cities’ less-useful (but real) laws:

• If you live in Acworth, you are required to own a rake.
• In Marietta, it is illegal to spit out of a car or bus — but it’s OK to spit out of a truck.
• In Atlanta, it’s against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
• In Jonesboro, it’s illegal to say “Oh boy”.

Steorn is a word translating as ‘to guide, direct and manage’.

In maybe as little as a few months time, they will become

1. not-very-widely known as hoaxers;
2. not-very-widely known as unfortunate engineers (and equally-unfortunate or just astonishingly poor selectors of peers to review their shizzle);

or

3. known all over the world, on the front page of everything everywhere, as the little company that changed the course of human history.