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Shine on you (hic) crazy diamond…

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Discussed today at the office: Moonshine found in truck stopped for weaving

Why exactly is this noteworthy? From the article:

Guffey told authorities he parked his truck with nearly $3,000 inside it in Flag Pond, took a walk and came back to find it full of moonshine.

He said he has been buying whiskey like that in eastern Tennessee and western North Carolina for a decade.

Honesty FTW.

Swoonin’ over Sarah

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Her acceptance speech Wednesday night at the RNC was a home run. Better than that. Bigger. Brighter.

As I said to Nichole not 10 minutes into Gov. Palin’s speech, and as I saw on Twitter, on The Corner over at NRO, and various other sites around these here intarwebs: regardless of what goes down in 2008, methinks we’ve just been introduced to the first female President of the United States. Dang, Martha, mah knees be weak! Wooooot! :D

An excerpt from a comment I left at one of my regular reads, wizbang:

What I think is really sending liberals’ reason spiraling around the bowl is this: she’s the anti-Hillary in all the right ways. Even at this admittedly-early-hour, it’s very, very conceivable that Gov. Palin, not tag-a-long Hillary, will become the first female President of the United States. And when that happens, a large number of liberal heads will simultaneously explode — it’s ideological doctrine, after all: “Hillary is Supposed To Be The First Woman President”, just like “Global Warming Climate Change Is A Real Threat”.

McCain-Palin 2008

So to properly celebrate all of this (even just these possibilities!), I did what any sane person would do when they found themselves excited to be excited again about saying, “NO-bama” in November:
I made t-shirts!

I’m proud to say the design is 99% original. Parts that look official were inspired by some official logos/signage I found online; the only part that wasn’t created from scratch is the star-n-bars. What’s on these shirts is a combination of (1) a close approximation of actual McCain logostuffs, painstakingly recreated by my own hand/mouse, and (2) my own ideas as to what I wanted :)

The text, however, is all mine baby: “Sarah Palin may have stolen my heart, but I’ll give her my vote.”

Obamatron: bring it. Yo’ sorry, “Hopey McChangey”, empty-suit self just got dropped off at the dry cleaners :D

Unscientific surveys FTW!!1

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Yes, after a long hiatus I return to post this: I have created a totally unscientific survey for you to play with.

/cue applause

You may participate in this totally unscientific survey here: Human Nature & Political Leanings. And lest you be concerned as to how much time you might actually waste/lose by participating, the survey consists of a whopping two questions:

  1. Do you think humans are basically good, with a few bad tendencies? Or basically bad, with a few good tendencies?
  2. How would you classify your political philosophy: liberal, conservative, or libertarian?

The near-realtime results are after the jump. Enjoy ;)

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Which celebrities do you most resemble?

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

Found this fun new toy over at myheritage.com: “Find the celebrity in you!” Only downside: you have to create a myheritage.com account to use it.

I test drove it with pictures from Nichole’s recent birthday party — the results were interesting. As icing, once you’ve gone through the process and gotten your “celebrity” lookalikes, the site will build you a slick-daddy way to embed the results in your blog/myspace/friendster page. I give it a 7/10 for coolness, with -1 for the required signup. Our results are below the fold :)

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FYI

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

If you live in Kennesaw, you are required to own a gun. Makes sense to me — in fact, I love it. In the immediate future you’ll be introduced to our two new pieces of hardware that are helping us comply with this ordinance :)

Other cities’ less-useful (but real) laws:

  • If you live in Acworth, you are required to own a rake.
  • In Marietta, it is illegal to spit out of a car or bus — but it’s OK to spit out of a truck.
  • In Atlanta, it’s against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
  • In Jonesboro, it’s illegal to say “Oh boy”.