Archive for the 'Fam' Category

New portrait pictures

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Audrey, getting cute everywhere Nichole took Audrey for her 9 month pictures today — the projectile cute results are up in the gallery.

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May 2007 Portraits >>

March Audrey media

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

You know you want ‘em. And you know who I’m talking to — I’m talking to you. So here they are :)

Audrey: March 2007 >>

Coming soon: videos

Nichole’s Birthday Fiesta

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

Ole! This past Tuesday March 13th, my better half turned …a year older :) To celebrate, we got a bunch of friends together the previous Friday night for Mexican food and margaritas at Laredo’s here in Kennesaw. Much worrying was done by yours truly at our difficulty in getting tables in time for the guests to arrive (Laredo’s doesn’t take reservations for 7-9 on Friday nights) and we had people bringing infants and one mom-to-be! Needless to say, everything worked out fine — much merriment was had and much tequila was consumed (as close examination of pupils in the photo gallery reveals)…

Happy Birthday Nichole!

Nichole’s Birthday Fiesta pictures >>

Proudly exercising our Second Amendment rights

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

KelTec PF-9 We’re continually celebrating citizen rights and responsibilities here at the Morris ranch — our current topic is the Second Amendment. And what better way to celebrate the Second than by buying guns :)

We’ve made two additions: a handgun and a shotgun. For the handgun I decided on a KelTec PF-9 9mm; it’s inexpensive, good quality, comes with a lifetime warranty, and is small enough to make an excellent carry weapon.

Remington 870 Express Synthetic 18'' For the shotgun, we went with Remington’s 870 Express Synthetic with the 18″ barrel — a home defense standard. 12-gauge, pump-action — pumping a pump-action shotgun within earshot of some hapless schmuck who’s just broken into the wrong house is a pretty good way to end the confrontation without having to pull the trigger.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?!

Friday, January 19th, 2007

No! It’s… it’s.. IT’S AUDROMETER!!!

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Funniest. Clips. EVAR.

Air Audrey: clip 1 and clip 2