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So tonight Robert and I made a trip to Scalini’s Italian Restaurant in Smyrna so I could partake in their infamous Eggplant Parmigiana, which has been known (nationally, even) to induce labor in hundreds of pregnant women who are past the 9 month mark within 48 hours. I’ve been cramping for the last two [...]

Your parents become more active than you. So much for us dancing! Mom and Dad were famous a few days ago in Pickens County, and lemme tell you, the only things that make it in that paper are Billy Bob’s robbery at the Piggly Wiggly and a two-year-old announcing the marriage of their just-barely-graduated-high-school parents.
Gotta [...]