She’s now, constitutionally, second in line to the Oval Office. While I’m less than thrilled with Jorge’s performance of late (a massive understatement), I don’t want to attempt to imagine where we’d end up with a Democrat-controlled Congress and a President Pelosi. Nationalized health care? Endless tax raises? Forever porous borders and periodic amnesties? Endless head-in-the-sandism with regards to the significant portion of the world that wants to exterminate and/or dominate us?

The nightmare that I wake up sweating from: some far-left moonies whack VP Dick “The Big” Cheney and President Jorge “Illegals? What illegals?” Bush just so they can see Shrieker Pelosi take the reins and steer us full-tilt into The Abyss Formerly Known As Progressivism.

Dear Secret Service,
If you’re listening, we respectfully request that you make every effort to keep POTUS and VPOTUS out of the same possible sight picture from now until Jan 2009.

Thanks, the Management