Forwarded to me, with the note “In case you needed to get your heartrate up…”.

He wasn’t kidding: http://littledemocrats.net/

Be sure to see the sample pages — my “favorite” is the illustration used to show mommy keeping her children safe: preventing them from being trampled by an elephant. What a quaint and clever jab at ye GOP, doing it’s part to make this book even more trite and worthless than the concept alone could achieve. Like, well, nearly everything else the Democrat party has produced. I have to give them credit for sticking to the program, though: one of Marx’s key stepping stones was the institution of a government education system (sound familiar? I’ll take “The Department of Education” for $1000, Alex) to “instill” proper socialist values in budding young minds. If we can start the brainwashing before they’re even potty trained, all the better! Workers Socialists of the world, unite!