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…but I just got another pun collection from my fam. I’ll spare you most of them, but I had to share this one — after all, misery loves company :)

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

So, in essence, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

My poor, poor children…

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