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…but I just got another pun collection from my fam. I’ll spare you most of them, but I had to share this one — after all, misery loves company :)

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very [...]

Congresswoman McKinney Allegedly Punches Cop
(via Drudge)
/sigh
If this is even partially true — and come on, who’re we talking about here? — it makes me want to just up and move somewhere else. So I think we will. As Neal remarked when the apparently-brain dead voters in District #4 voted to send Crazy [...]

It is with no small amount of happiness that I welcome back to Atlanta my good friend Mike Nessen, who moved back to town this past weekend. Mike will be running a new percussion business, Boom Boom Percussion, so as soon as their new site is ready I’ll link it up so you can [...]

Spring Break at Wal-Mart. Why go to the beach when you can go to …Wal-Mart. An intriguing idea to say the least; highlight of the whole piece: the birds that got in and stole some grapes from the produce section.
Truth is soo much stranger than fiction.

That great cornerstone of leftist ideology, that favorite tool of self-loathing used to bludgeon Western civilization — the “global warming” movement, of course — is finally getting the first swift buttkicking (of what I hope is a long line of swift buttkickings) that it so richly deserves: The truth about global warming – it’s [...]