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A joke from my sister:

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, “Wow, this seems much worse than usual.” He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, “Officer, what’s the hold up?”

The officer replies, “Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we’re taking up a collection for her.”

The stock broker asks, “How much have you collected?”

The officer replies, “About 40 to 50 gallons so far, but a lot of folks are still siphoning.”

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