How can someone not at least get a kick out of reading Ann Coulter, regardless of their politics vs. hers?

The day after the election, documentary filmmaker and Upper West Side denizen Mitch Wood told the New York Times: “Watching my kids this morning, going down the street, flicking things in the air, jumping around, I wondered, are they going to have that sense of freedom that I had growing up?”

As if on cue, a commercial jetliner piloted by Islamofascist hijackers did NOT crash in front of Wood at this point, killing his entire family instantly, in silent testimony to the national security we currently enjoy under President Bush. Wood gave no indication of noticing this.